The Uniboober has arrived

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Wednesday, 24 April 2019

First full day of being a uniboober, the day after surgery.

 Who's the best dressed uniboob patient on the ward tonight? Yours truly, thanks to (1) my husband Alex assisting with a no-funny-business shower and helping me navigate the drain hoses stitched into my surgical site (2) dressing me in my beautiful new pyjamas and slippers gifted by my gorgeous friend Tenielle and her family (3) donning my sexy new mastectomy lingerie with temporary breast prosthesis inserted.
Feeling a million bucks after a shower, sporting my new comfy pyjamas and prosthetic breast


You won't be seeing this little front-fastening flowery number (below) on the Victoria's Secret catwalk any time soon but you probably should...maybe it would encourage more women to have regular mammograms!
My first mastectomy bra with prosthetic breast (can you tell the difference?)

I haven't looked directly at the breast removal site yet because I'm shit scared of my emotional response. I have given myself permission to take it one step at a time.

Baby steps and uniboobs.

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