About Me, The Uniboober

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I'm a 41 year-old woman, wife of 13 years to triathlete-loving Alex and mother to 10 year-old fishing enthusiast Roberto. We live on the Sunshine Coast in Queensland, Australia. I'm a writer and communicator with a background in PR, media and events. I'm a Sagittarius, my favourite book (and movie) is Gone With The Wind and I'm a closet fan of the 1960s soft rock duo The Carpenters. Don't judge me.
In April 2019, an impromptu mammogram revealed calcification throughout the milk ducts of my saggy 16E cup right breast, diagnosed as high grade Ductal Carinoma In Situ (DCIS) breast cancer. This type of cancer is considered non-invasive however, as I'm never one to follow tradition, it was discovered that I also had an invasive breast cancer that had spread to my lymph nodes. Five clusters of 13 lymph nodes were removed during my mastectomy and two nodes contained invasive breast cancer.

This breast cancer diagnosis sent me spiraling headfirst into a shit-fight of a journey involving biopsies, mastectomy surgery, chemotherapy, radiation and hormone tablets for the next five to 10 years. I also live with high-functioning anxiety and health anxiety which was certainly peaking throughout my scans, biopsies, diagnosis, surgery and treatment.

I'm happy to be somewhat lopsided and semi breastless but still able to enjoy life as The Uniboober.

Profanity and nudity warning: Pages on this blog contain profanity and language that some readers may find offensive (e.g. F words and the like). Additionally, photos on this blog may be considered graphic in nature and contain nudity, for educational purposes. These photos are not intended to cause offense or be used for exploitative purposes. These photos are posted with permission by The Uniboober.

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